I wish this was a zippy quote...

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on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying


I have a really comfortable mutual follow going on with some of you where we don’t talk a whole lot but it’s just really nice and I like seeing you on my dash and if you ever unfollow me I would be unjustifiably sad


Does anybody else ever go to plug their phone in, not quite get it in one go, and then worry that Sherlock will think that they’re an alcoholic?

person: what's your type
me: fictional
Don’t you find it annoying when you finally find someone you could love and share your life with and then he’s Benedict Cumberbatch?

why cant people appreciate how much effort i put into not becoming a serial killer